fifty.


eminem is back.

yay? boo?

personally, i'm on the side of the boooooooos; but that's not what this post is about.

see there's something that's even more pressing than the debate about his music:

WHAT THE FLIP IS UP WITH HIS FACE?


it must be botox. it must be. look at him! his face is smoother than ron isley's falsetto. comments left on the youtube clip of his jimmy kimmel interview point out that he doesn't smile once. because he can't! so now i'm tryna figure out how and why this white kid from detroit, with deep-seated freudian angst, came upon the idea to inject his face with poison...


ll got to him! lol @ the ironic caption on em's shirt. next video he's gonna be licking his lips incessantly. just watch. and remember you read it here first.




3 comments:

  1. Aside from purposely avoiding hearing any of his new CD, I've been wondering what seemed "different" about this young man. You have helped me solve the mystery that is his face...

    Thanks!

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  2. Yea, a friend and I had that very same conversation yesterday...I'm suspecting he went there too...

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  3. he can't control his facial expressions any more, its scary

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